If you were up with the birds to pore over MPs’ expenses claims on the Commons website, you’ll be well bored by now trying to work out what’s hiding behind all those big black censors’ blocks.

So let’s play another game. We’re offering a brand new bathplug to the newsblog reader who can find the most ridiculously redacted PDF in the whole list.

We can’t guarantee that it will prove such good value as the 88p plug claimed by Jacqui Smith, the former Home Secretary. We might even spend over a pound. But at least it won’t be your money.

(Don’t paste a link: just write the MP’s name, year of document and which type of claim it is. Succinct back-up comments might help your case. And don’t nominate Tony Blair – that would be too easy.)